So I just finished my first week at the art institute. I am taking 6 classes, with about 1/2 relating to art, and the other 1/2 relating to success in the graphic design/art field.
FS104: Computer Applications (Tue. 8-12)
This course is a course on how to make effective presentations, business documents, business cards, spreadsheets, etc. I thought this would be the "worst" (aka most boring) class that I had, but the professor is very energetic for an 8am class on a Tuesday. He is ex-navy/ex-army and worked on bridging the "digital gap" (Just like this week's office) He said he used to operate computers on Ship-to-Shore communication and said that we know it now as the Internet. I don't know what he's talking about. Our homework is to make a 3-years-in-the-future bio about ourselves, and I don't know what to write.
FS100: Student Success (Tue. 1-3)
This course is taught by a very interesting guy, who specializes in "optimizing" our efficiency and organization. This class as well as Cpu App. makes this institution seem like a company and that we are the employees. They really want us to succeed... hence this title. Our homework is to map out our future (seriously, career, where you're going to live, marriage, etc.) We also have to bring in our syllabi from our other classes so as to build a day-to-day planner of how we're going to succeed in all our classes.
FS101: Fundamentals of Observational Drawing (Wed. 8-12)
The professor for this course has done everything in all branches of the art field. He is a Graphics Design major, with experience in illustration, fashion design, conceptual art, and interior design. He is pretty much the go-to guy for advice on anything related to How-To in art. He is a good artist, and is very helpful in that he demands us all draw 6 hours worth of 3 dimensional shapes... I'm like 4 hours in, and my hand hurts... I've never drawn so much, but I think its helping what professionals call "mah skillz."
HU111: Effective Speaking (Thu. 8-12)
Thie professor is a funny guy, and a caffeine addict. I think within an hour he had 2 Vaults and a cup of coffee. Anyhoo, he's really nice and makes us give a speech every class meeting. He has a history in theater and you can tell, and his specialty is melodramas, it's pretty hilarious. If you guys know pirates, he looks like Bluebeard. Our homework is to plan out a 3 minute "how-to" speech. I think my topic will be "how-to wing a presentation"
FS103: Color Theory (Sat. 8-12)
This class is pretty fun... because I personally don't like working with color. Not because I'm against them, but because I don't really know how to use/match/mix them. I know I don't know how to match, anybody who knows me knows i don't know how to match, hence all my black shirts. One time I wore green shorts and a green shirt and my friend called me a ninja turtle, and I ran home from school crying. It was the worst day of college ever. This class tho seems like fun because we get to PAINT! It's exciting because we watched the wizard of Oz in class (The technicolor version) so it was black and white until she got to Oz. I was so into it (i don't know why) that when Dorothy opened the door of her little house and the whole world was in color, I said outloud, "Whoaaaaaaa". No homework yet in this class.
FS102: Fundamentals of Design (Sat. 1-5)
This class is kinda like Observational Drawing, but a little bit more focused on the actual layout rather than mah skillz. Today we had to draw line drawings geared towards emotions (We did the same thing in Color Theory but with colors) - Its weird how influenced people are by visual stimulus. I already know that a spiral can hypnotize you, all I need to know is what color to make the spiral, and on what background. Also what that instrument that goes "WooOooOooEoooOEeeeEEEoooo" is called. I think it's called a Theramin. But I don't know. Our homework is to "draw either growth, anxiety, construction, destruction, transformation or tranquility using lines in any medium but without symbols or forms that represent stuff.
All in all the courses are pretty awesome, and the teachers are all working in the field or have had experience, so they're really passionate about it. I like the creative environment, but i'll describe that later.
The Environment ( I guess I'll do it now)
Everybody in this school is artistic/creative/crazy talented. These are the kids that drew comics during class, played videogames on a friday night, uh cooked a lot, or liked to dress up barbie dolls with outfits they made out of paper. I was all about all of the above (Minus cooking a lot.) Anyway, in the cafeteria, there's a free game arcade that plays a ton of arcade games, but also games that the game-designers created. The school is pretty diverse in that it ranges from culinary to animation to interior design. I know i think at least one person from each major... EXCEPT culinary... they're so cliqueish (b/c they have class at 7am)... i really want a friend who can cook. A lot. For me. Anyway, most of my new friends are graphic designers, with a few Game Designers, and one Animation major who told me the following, word for word:
Her: "I'm an animation major... but I don't like animation or drawing."
Me: "uh... don't be surprised when you go to class thats what they're going to ask you to do..."
Her: "I didn't mean it like that. I mean I don't like animation."
You get the point. I forgot her name but I know for a fact it rhymes with Madonna and is an M name. Go figure.
There's a Halo 3 LAN party going on right now but I opted not to go, seeing as they're probably ridiculously good... it IS their major.
It's a tiny school and I've already had lunch with the Academic Director, and even (unknowlingly) the President of the whole Art Institute.
So she was serving food at the grill (as higher-ups like to do during welcome week) but she was wearing a chefs uniform. When she sat down next to me I was like:
"So... are you a culinary student?"
"No."
"Oh... they just let anybody wear that?"
"No, they gave it to me whenever I serve food?"
"So you're a server?"
"No, but I love to serve my students."
"Oh, so you work here! Sorry! What's your title?"
"President."
(Me motioning to the building) "Like president of THIS?"
"yes."
"Oh! Uh... Thanks for letting me come here... I'm going to go check out the club booths."
And that was awkward.
Other awkward moments included me and my Speaking professor:
On how to capture an audience, he used a metaphor:
Him: "What do whales Eat?"(pause)"Nobody knows?"
Me: "Krill... whales eat krill." (I used to LOVE whales.) "They filter it with baleen and - "
Him: "You're a genius! How'd you know that?"
Me: "I majored in Whale at UCSD."
Him: (excited) "REALLY?"
Me: "No." (pause) "Sorry."
Him: Hahaha, funny... you've got a good... humour... sense of humour.
Me: "Sorry" (the class was laughing too loud and I was embarassed, i dont even know why i did that... it reminds me of that time in Oasis Math tutoring....
Me: "I hate integrals."
Noah the Tutor: "Are you kidding? We used to have Integral Bees!"
Me: "By 'we' do you mean 'you'?"
Noah: "...no!" then "i'll get you back."
he never did, and the damage was done, he was mean to me the rest of the quarter. Just kidding, but he seriously hasn't gotten me back and i'm worried.
Oh well, hopefully this makes up for the lack of posting Carol and Christina. Yeah I know you're the only two who read it, well plus me... but I kinda just skim it. So to the 2.5 readers, stay tuned, I've been doing a sketch-a-day since the first day of school, and once i get a scanner or digital pictures, I'll put them up!
Justin Saturday October, 6th @ 7:28:28pm